SWINGS BOTH WAYS

Iâm coming out of the sandbox
Youâll get covered in dog doo
Iâm gonna get off this sea saw
Say goodbye to your mama

Oh yea
Letâs get high on some Pop Rock
Pop Rock and Coke
Iâll blow your sock off, teach how to laugh at daddyâs dirty jokes

Donât hedge your bets, double down if you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town
Turn that smile upside down
Happy people donât have sex

Now Robbie, everybody swings both ways
From the butchest, the bandits, the fairest, the faggots and singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways
Face it Robbie, youâre a little bit gay
Shall we dance?

Iâm getting hot on the pavement
Can you find me some grass?
I have a certain arrangement
Up the Khyber Pass

Oh ya, letâs get high with some fruit cake
Fruit cake and tea
And after Iâve done her
Well you can do me
Oh boy

Donât hedge your bets, double down, if you want to get ahead in Tinsel Town
Just follow me you enormous clown
Clever people donât have sex

Now Rufus, everybody swings both ways
The bully, the bigot, the giant, the midget and singers with everything they need
Everybody swings both ways

Face it Rufus, youâre a tad gay
Oh yea?
Face it Robbie,
Uh huh?
Youâre a little bit gay