WISH YOU WERE GAY

Baby, I don’t feel so good
Six words you never understood
I’ll never let you go
Five words you never say
I laugh along like nothing’s wrong
Four days have never felt so long
If three’s a crowd and two is us,
One slipped away

I just wanna make you feel okay,
But all you do is look the other way
I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay
I just kinda wish you were gay

Is there a reason we’re not through?
Is there a twelve-step just for you?
Our conversations are in blue
Eleven heys,
Ten fingers pulling out my hair,
Nine times you never made it fair
I ate alone at seven, six minutes away

How am I supposed to make you feel okay
When all you do is walk the other way?
I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay
I just kinda wish you were gay

To spare my pride,
To give your lack of interest an explanation
I’m not your type,
Maybe I’m not your preferred gender orientation
I’m so selfish,
But you make me feel helpless,
And I can’t stand another day,
I can’t stand another day

I just wanna make you feel okay,
But all you do is look the other way
I can’t tell you how much I wish I didn’t wanna stay
I just kinda wish you were gay
I just kinda wish you were gay